Tuesday, June 4, 2013

More Dumb Ass Spammers



Hi! It’s been awhile since I’ve posted. You know how it is. Work, husband, kids, dogs—what can I say? I’m totally blaming my lack of time management skills on other things. But those sound better, don’t they?

 Anyway. I was going through my spam messages and realized I haven’t shared Idiot Spammers with you lately. That’s mighty rude of me. So I’ll be generous and spread the stupidity.

#1. Hence, adequate attention is required to build up the identity that your business aims for. If you are done with your schooling, you can get admitted for diploma or under graduation in the course. There are many email marketing consulting companies but they are good in talking and telling you what to do. Also visit my webpage The Design Entrepreneur 

 Dear Design Entrepreneur, Hence, it’s apparent as a wart on a witch’s nose that you’re the one in dire need of schooling, not I. Not only do you need a diploma, but you are in sore need of basic common sense. The post you commented on was sarcasm, as in humor, and it’s about Barbie dolls. Therefore telling me about email marketing companies is just plain idiotic—Barbie’s don’t email. Plus you made a grave mistake in thinking I want someone to tell me what to do. If you knew me, you’d know that I am the bossy one. So I won’t be visiting your website anytime soon. 

 #2. Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read? Also visit my blog post; workouts to increase vertical leap

 Dear Workout, take a vertical leap off a bridge. But that’s not all I have to say. Literally, you’re a total dumb ass. I have never used a video on any blog post since I began blogging back in 2007. Apparently you have no intelligence to speak of so why bother pretending you can read? Again, take that vertical leap and save all Bloggers the torture of seeing your pitiful comments. 

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Oh.Dear.Gawd! Are you serious? Your web-site is about webcam sex and you have the audacity to ask me about my web host? Ever hear of Google? And no, it’s not a sexual position. Pig. The only thing I will recommend to you is to drop off the end of the earth. And take your webcam with you.

#4. certainly like your web site however you have to check the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I in finding it very bothersome to inform the truth on the other hand I will certainly come back again. my site; How To Write Guitar Solo 

 Dear Guitar Solo, you’ve got some gonads. In the blogging world it’s rude to point out spelling mistakes. But I’ll bet dollars to donuts that my posts aren’t rife with them. However, your spelling and grammar are horrendous. Maybe you should get a Beta reader before polluting comment sections with your garbage. And NO, please do NOT come back.

#5. Great post. I used to be checking constantly this blog and I'm impressed! Very useful information particularly the remaining section :) I maintain such info much. I used to be seeking this particular info for a very lengthy time. Thanks and good luck. my web blog; Permanent tattoo removal 

 Dear Tattoo, I’m glad you’re impressed. But I’d rather you be absent much. If I may make a suggestion? Rather than seek sarcasm, search for Rosetta stone, preferably English. Or better yet, use some of that permanent tattoo removal on yourself. Thanks and goodbye. 

 There you go, folks. Idiotic-stupid-dumbass Spammers who just plop sentences and links into your comment sections which don’t even pertain to your post. They are annoying but they are also amusing.

 Go ahead, poke fun at them.

 Too bad we can’t poke them with marshmallow sticks.

 

11 comments:

  1. Pam, first of all....yaaaaaaaaaaaaay you posted! I was so freakin' happy to see
    your post in my reader!!!

    Second, this post was HILARIOUS! Brilliant responses!

    "Therefore telling me about email marketing companies is just plain idiotic—Barbie’s don’t email."

    "Dear Workout, take a vertical leap off a bridge."

    "Ever hear of Google? And no, it’s not a sexual position. Pig."

    "Maybe you should get a Beta reader before polluting comment sections with your garbage."

    "Rather than seek sarcasm, search for Rosetta stone, preferably English."

    Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha to ALL of them!!!!! And Brava!

    The thing about these spam emails that we get is that they don't even make any sense. It's like they're written in some odd, cryptic language or code that you can't even understand.

    "I maintain such info much. I used to be seeking this particular info for a very lengthy time."

    WTF is THAT?!?!!? OMG...it gave me a headache just from reading it!

    " A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I in finding it very bothersome to inform the truth on the other hand I will certainly come back again."

    Yeah right, he's correcting your spelling but his grammar SUCKS!

    Oh well, at least they make for great blog fodder, right?

    Amazingly enough, I haven't gotten much spam lately. Other than SEX emails, offering me a good time with Martha from Russia - HA!

    Faaaaaabulous post, my friend! Thanks for the laughs.

    ((((((( You ))))))

    Enjoy the rest of your week!

    X

    P.S. wasn't the break from the heat and humidity wonderful today?

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  2. Funny post. I never get spammers, either people like me, or hate me and never read my blog. Hmmm.
    xoxomo

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  3. Mo, I have a hard time believing anyone could hate YOU! But trust me, having spammers in your "in box" or comment section is not an honor!


    ((HUGS))

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  4. Ron, first I cracked up over your post, and now your comment! I was literally giggling out loud!!

    The spammer's comments can give you a headache. They are atrocious! The grammar and spelling are horrendous! And they have the audacity to say my posts are bad.


    "Amazingly enough, I haven't gotten much spam lately. Other than SEX emails, offering me a good time with Martha from Russia - HA!"



    LOL! I get Cialis and Viagra and penis enlargement emails all the time. A woman with a big erection--wth?


    Glad you enjoyed the post. Have a great week. I hear it's supposed to get hot by the weekend. Hope that doesn't mean humid.


    ((HUGS))

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  5. Spam is a delicacy in Hawaii....not sayin' we should cannibalize Spammers or anything....wait.......wha??? Never mind, my dementia is acting up again. Forget I mentioned it. {{you}}

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  6. Grammy, cannibalization is too good for Spammers. ;)


    And did you know the cure for dementia is more grandbaby play time.


    ((HUGS))

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